Take me traveling and I'll bake for you.
i wish that instead of really annoying guys coming up to you in the street to hit on you it was really cool girls who were like hey i like your hair do you want to come over and have some wine and hang out and do eachother’s nails really dope and eat foods and talk shit about all the strange men that have hit on us
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
“Ah, yes, my psychiatrist, Hax Murderer. He has been helping me profile this ax murderer.”